“Feel da riddim!”—Bob Marley (Born: 4/20/1945 – Died: 4/20/1981)
EDITOR’S NOTE: This article has been edited to comply with MUNCHIES’ stringent anti-marijuana policy.
4/20 is upon us, and y’all know what that means. Whether it falls on a miserable Monday or a sunny Saturday, 4/20 is the day when millions of artists, teenagers, and white-dread donning New England college students congregate to smoke tons and tons of
weedtobacco. Here are some quick tips on how to celebrate and eat right while getting mad blazedsmoking two packs of cigarettes on this special day.
Preparation should begin before the big day itself. Instead of buying expensive 4/20 decorations from the store this year, we decided to make some of our own. After a year of follicular growth, the holiday’s customary dreadlock wreath can easily be thrown together for the price of a pair of scissors.
Once the day is underway, make sure you have plenty of delicious edibles and drinkables. Adding bong water to boba (or bubble tea to you n00bs) really gives an interesting kick to this classic Thai libation. However, much like infusing drinks with alcohol, you do have to worry about the risk of drinking and driving with this “THC tea” (but, its cool—I can totally drive better when I’m high not thirsty anyway).
Oh and happy 420 ;)
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HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT
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HAY BETCHES. It’s Coachella y’all, aka Christmas for Hot People. Time to get pumped, tan, and fucked. Leggo.
1. Inherit a large sum of money from your sweet dead grandfather who cared about your well-being
2. Shit liquid for a week to fit in those jean shorts
3. Post on Facebook that you’re going (or else it doesn’t count)
4. Download the Hype Machine app and pick a random DJ to try to make out with
5. Buy a tent to Instagram pictures of, then book a driver to take you back to the Embassy Suites
6. Arrive with a gaggle of fringe-topped friends, each of whom you constantly fantasize about murdering and/or publicly shaming in the most vitriolic and malicious way conceivable lol
7. Get a fuckin’ flower crown, congrats
8. Insta that shit
9. Prance around with duck lips for six hours
10. Do Molly with Mischa Barton or whoever the fuck
11. Buy a twelve-dollar lemonade and try not to spill it while seated on the shoulders of some six-packed dim shirtless fuck you met in line for gyros
12. Insta that shit
13. Make out with his barely conscious, balding, WAY too tan friend who’s in sales
14. Oh yeah, see a band I guess idk maybe the Outkasts? Or Hame? When’s Calvin Harris?
15. Shove hundreds of people out of the way in order to take eighty blurry pictures of a DJ on a laptop — just to get that one perfect Instagram pic in sepia with a frame and blurred edges like you’re Annie Fuckin’ Leibowitz
16. Go on the ferris wheel and puke up designer drugs and warm seltzer
17. Make out with stumbling sales guy’s sun-chapped lips again during Skrillex
18. Give your mom’s AmEx to a bearded guy in a leather vest who says he books shows for Lana Del Rey
19. Pass out in Jonah Hill’s arms
20. Insta that shit
21. Spend a day and a half in the medic tent, shitting off heat stroke and six different kinds of poisoning
22. Go home (don’t tip the driver)
23. Post an edited pic on Facebook thanking your friends for the best weekend of your life and how you can’t wait till next year with inside joke hashtags and cropping out your fat friend who pissed you off all weekend
24. Tell your mom to order a new AmEx then sleep for four days
25. Mourn your dead grandfather